Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the city shut off our water, because they said we didn't pay the bill. Turns out, it was sitting on their desk the whole time. I guess sending someone out to turn off our water was easier than checking to see if we'd actually paid the bill. FML
Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, my roommate forgot to pay the water bill on time, so they shut it off. Now we're without running water for 3 days and I'm taking my morning dump in Target next to a stranger. FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML
Today, my apartment management notified me that my water was going to be shut off all day so they could fix the plumbing. I took a laxative last night. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
Your roommate's a fucktard
cerebellum_fml 0
that is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard.
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Comments (43)
misspeg 0
get another room mate. it's not safe to live with an idiot.
ahimsa7 0
YDI for not realizing you haven't paid any water bills.
scateice 0
Hahahhahhahahhahhhahaahaahahahhahaahahahahhaha :D That's HI-LARIOUS :D:DDDDD:D:D:DD: hHahahAHaAHhahaHahAAHAHA............................................................
Ohnothingreally 0
WTF? Does your roommate have magical brownies frequently?
Cristaderzi 0
No Ive had my water shut off for late payment because roomates didnt pay thier half before as well., Water is sadly considered a want not a need!!
sydefx 0
You should be more responsible and make sure the bills are being paid. Your own fault.
soccer_gal6 0
wow...your roommate is stupid
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
You may have a right to water, but you don't have a right to the utility company's water. Just like you may have a right to eat, but you don't have the right to walk into Pizza Hut and demand a free Meat Lover's. You've gotta get those foodstamps & hit the Stop n' Shop. I don't know where I'm going with this.
papahmarioulez 0
Hahahaha. Even though I'm not #1, I am still near the top!=)
maverick1031 0
Actually, you're quite close to the f-ing bottom... To OP: Sucks that your roommates keep taking your bills... but you should really get the mail so you can get the bills all the time.
barlessprison 16
Haha okay I like your comment the best. OP: Time for a new roommate. One that you know, is not an idiot.