Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
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Today, the city shut off our water, because they said we didn't pay the bill. Turns out, it was sitting on their desk the whole time. I guess sending someone out to turn off our water was easier than checking to see if we'd actually paid the bill. FML
Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, my roommate forgot to pay the water bill on time, so they shut it off. Now we're without running water for 3 days and I'm taking my morning dump in Target next to a stranger. FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML
Today, my apartment management notified me that my water was going to be shut off all day so they could fix the plumbing. I took a laxative last night. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Your roommate's a fucktard
cerebellum_fml 0
that is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard.
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Comments (43)
Tez_Mum 0
If he/she is that bigger idiot why did you leave them to pay the bills?? Take it as a lesson in choosing who you trust more carefully.
Bloodknight 22
Kick that bitch to the curb!
xpxp2002 4
Never rely on anybody else to do something as important as paying bills. You know the old saying, right? "If you want it done right, you gotta do it yourself."
RisaChan_fml 0
thats why i am never getting a roomate.
irregularhunterz 0
http://ihatejade.com/?id=6eu2pqru5cqkw7ezrea67z1iym29nu
jrocks06 0
Dude, the kid probably grew up in a place where you don't have to pay the water bill. Still, not having water does SUCK. I would KILL if I couldn't shower...
Arghonaut 0
Is your roomate French? Because treating laws as suggestions is a very Latin thing to do.
ashleeiigghh 0
your roommate is ******* stupid.
Alysin 14
I suggest he pay the water bill