Health: Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having...

By theflow - 15/08/2012 17:08 - Australia - Perth

Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

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By hellolaina - 27/06/2016 16:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML

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JudgeTroll 6

Wednesday 15 August 2012 22:03

That is bloody awful

Hannahmgp 9

Wednesday 15 August 2012 22:05

Go with the flow (haha, get it?) But no, that is seriously awful.

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LadyJoker21 0

Friday 17 August 2012 1:22

I just cried for u :.(

littlelotte98 3

Friday 17 August 2012 3:37

I would go to a doctor because that is like not good........at all!!!

lasercraizer 0

Friday 17 August 2012 4:23

Oh my god tht sucks!!

kiss_my_stache 6

Friday 17 August 2012 5:32

Holy shit, i can barley stand 5 days.. sucks for you op!

nco1414 7

Friday 17 August 2012 5:55

Hey it works!

FancyMK 2

Friday 17 August 2012 6:26

The implant?

fanna_banana89 0

Friday 17 August 2012 6:50

Insert Mckaylas unimpressed face i once had my period for 3 months straight

caitlinotoolexo 3

Friday 17 August 2012 7:19

Been there too

kaylareneewynn 1

Friday 17 August 2012 9:49

Try 6 months..... Been there.

Alpha2121 0

Friday 17 August 2012 15:08

You should go see a doctor and stop taking it

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