Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
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Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML
Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
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DahkLohd 4
At least it wasn't a hooker ad.
Alanah101 0
OMG! The same thing is happening to my husband. Except its to rent out an apartment. The town these people are seeing this post is about a couple hrs drive.
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Comments (37)
summer_bear 0
Enjoy it while it last.
Zebidee 9
Start stealing bikes from around the neighbourhood and go into business!!
DocBastard 40
You should just call the guy and tell him about his mistake and ask him to change the number. Duh.
Doortje 30
I'm looking forward to the reactions on this comment :)
Terezi 0
My reaction at first was, "What? How can somebody be this stupid??" Then, I saw it was Doc.
Buchitoo 4
Lmao. Same here 17.
DocBastard 40
Dammit Doortje and Terezi, you ruined it! Now I have a very sad face. See? --> :(
Doortje 30
Ahh, don't worry Doc, there's probably still going to be an idiot who'll give you the reaction you were hoping for!
Zebidee 9
I think it's worth a shot. If the number is engaged when you call, just keep trying.
RedPillSucks 33
Or leave a message. Don't worry if the voice sounds eerily like yours.
rebecca_k 0
win ^^ oh man you are such an idiot :D and you know it
Dandukas 0
You are a good at sales, be proud ^^
sk3l370n 0
Now comes the hard part: admitting that you posted the advert yourself.
Tha_Jocka44 0
are you sure you have friends or family who care about you
Tayzz123 0
well that's not very nice! why do u think her mother had her??? oh for chores.
Tha_Jocka44 0
**tax*
stevenmx86 8
Why did you have to turn this into a way to whine?
Shanemasta 0
haha I know the feeling. I recently got a new phone number this summer and the girl who had it before me has gotten way more calls/texts on this phone than I have.
Tayzz123 0
how does someone accidentally put your phone #?
_awwhellnaw_ 45
If they made a mistake and did one or more of the numbers wrong or if OP and the person recently got new numbers.
pondscum 0
It must be a nice bike.