Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
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Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, I bought a cheap cake topper online for my sister's birthday. It arrived with the words “Happy Birthday Mom.” I covered “Mom” with icing and thought nobody would notice. My sister's first comment was, “Why does my cake call me Mom?” FML
Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
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DocBastard 40
Oh my god! That's so terrible! Your mother ended a sentence with a preposition!!
junkboy 4
CUPCAKES!
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Comments (66)
Sammansix 3
Gimme a cupcake :}
mercedesrox 3
mk this is funny but suck it up. so yeah she forgot. many people forget things.
izzie2899 6
and the problem is??
TheThrasher_fml 0
its my bday too guy!
MusicLover1o1_fml 0
I don't think that big of a deal, she might have just been curious. It's not like everyday a person has a whole class bring cupcakes, let alone remember their birthday.
FrankHotpants 31
so cupcakes automatically mean birthday??
Ben360 6
I didnt know ten year olds were on this website
icecreamcastles 0
Well, if it makes you feel any better, one year a couple of my friends came to pick me up from work with a birthday cake. We took it back to my house, and as we were cutting it, my mother asked whose birthday it was. *shrugs*
southwestking 0
Dude its just a cup cake. Lol
Alanah101 0
Aww.. You'll be okay. Hope you had some bomb cupcakes! :)