Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
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Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
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iEmily 0
Just clean the snow out and do something to her car. Your life isn't ******.
mpclaw 3
I would rather have two feet of snow in my car rather than her!
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Comments (95)
mps1969 8
She's one messed up psycho bitch you're lucky to be rid of her before it got really bad . Btw revenge is a dish best served cold and it's cold in hell .
alexliao1995 0
Tape them shut maybe? RETARD!
zippit09 0
The snow already got inside. RETARD!
tereshay 0
that made absolutely no sense! smh
npk88 0
you are a very dumb person #14
stlcards220 4
hey dude, I feel ur pain. I'm stuck in that same storm, only on the other side if DC
IAmRoot 0
What some of you kids don't realize is that large amounts of moisture do considerable permanent damage to a car's interior. File a police report, call your insurance company.
ImaginaryFoe 1
This, especially if she still has your car keys so you can't put the windows back up.
coolsteve 0
In some countries, melted snow is called water.
ash92_fml 0
lol, win
Thalymor 0
Except OP said HALF melted snow, which is not completely water and not completely snow. In layman's terms, it would be called Slush, but half melted snow is acceptable in this case.
FMLfan23 0
YDI for not keeping your keys in your pocket!
ash92_fml 0
Why all the YDI's?! Bit harsh, you should be able to break up with someone without them doing crazy shit like that. Get a life people!!
judetheobvious 0
YDI for dumping your gf, instant karma/
jarhead321 0
... your an idiot
viper63 0
you know what would make you feel better go get a hooker and some ice cream works all the time
Craw25 0
psycho bitch