Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
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Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
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iEmily 0
Just clean the snow out and do something to her car. Your life isn't ******.
mpclaw 3
I would rather have two feet of snow in my car rather than her!
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Comments (95)
hj5 0
when did rolling up the windows stop being an option?
tipoo_fml 0
I take it your psycho ex made over 1000 fake accounts on here and clicked YDI, because any sane person can see that you didn't. As long as you werent a jackass about the breakup, that is. If you feel it should end, it should end.
BritishHobo 0
Whether he deserves it or not depends on why he broke up with her. If he didn't do anything wrong, but she had or something, and he broke up with her, wanting to part on good terms or whatever, then she'd be crazy for doing that, and it'd be FHL. But if he did something bad, like killed her dog, or slept with her sister, or both and it was also her birthday when he broke up with her, then he would deserve it. But nobody but they know, because you can't fit that in an FML.
FriedRiceIsHere 0
Where did the keys go? It's hard for her to lock his keys in the car with the windows down. Why wouldn't you just put the windows back up
wmertz15 0
that sucks, but that is a great prank
Beeeen 0
yeah I know right I'm in Delaware and the same storm hit and it was so windy that a huge tree limb fell on my car
beachballa93 0
Why the **** would she freak out like that? You need to pick more mentally stable women.
TheNewGuy03 29
you should bury her under a few feet of snow. that'll show her. as for more legal alternatives, you can...well, there aren't many. dammit. |the kid|
brownlace 0
straight up bitch. pls f*** her shit up'
callargh 0
Did she take a Louisville slugger to both headlights?