Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML
Today, the power went out at school. If it's out for more than twenty minutes, standard procedure is to let us go home. They came back on almost nineteen minutes later. FML
Today, I knew my wife and kid wouldn't be home until later, and I was excited to play video games and relax. The second I turned my computer on, the power went out. It came back on as my wife was pulling into the driveway. FML
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I was at my grandparents' house, when the power went out. Even though we were supplied with candles and flashlights, we still had to stumble around in the darkness. They'd left both the candles and flashlights in the pitch black, unnavigable basement. FML
Today, a strong storm knocked the power out at our office. I was dismissed five hours early, had my desk locked up and was walking toward the doors to leave when the power came back on. FML
Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
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Top comments
NeonBlack 0
Say because it's plugged in.
Stonedmanalex 0
Damn not the brightest child
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Comments (274)
sleepyred730 0
I'm sorry! Haha
Ihatemyfknfamily 5
Oh dear...it sounds like someone got conked on the noggin a few too many times.
tona01 16
this is the first fml in a long while where yhe parent doesn't insult his/her kid after explaining how dumb the kid is
discipleX 0
haha that's great
MackenzieBug 0
Is He Blonde?
vbmg152 19
She!!! Her daughter!!! Read it again!!
raphanne_fml 33
I love it when people try to make fun of someone and just make fool of themselves :D
victorialxo 1
that's hilarious !
CAMM13 11
I don't think she was dumb...I just think she forgot to think before she spoke. Happens to everyone quite often actually!
vbmg152 19
DOH!!!! (face palm)!!! You raised her!!! YDI!!! Please don't have anymore kids!
motoxgrlm 3
you raised a smart one!
gan4sula 2
I have a friend who is just like that and goes to Harvard