Today, our entire crew team was at a yoga studio for an introductory yoga lesson. All my teammates could talk about how hot the yoga instructor was in her tight spandex while doing the sexy yoga poses. Everyone, including the coach, wanted to do her. The yoga instructor is my mom. FML
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Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML
Today, finally joined a yoga class to “stay flexible” as a retiree. I followed along until we did a pose involving balance. I fell sideways into a stack of foam blocks and knocked over the instructor like gentle dominoes. Everyone was kind, but now I get assigned the chair automatically. FML
Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML
Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML
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Jaywin 3
In the middle of stretching you should've just walked up and gave your mom a hug, impressing your team and looking like a pimp without them ever knowing you were just hugging your mother.
DefHamster 0
Oh man, that's definitely awkward. But, MILF!
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Comments (104)
SunlightVeins 0
Find a way to bring it up. This shit happens occasionally, but it can give you leverage =]
sammop21 0
OMG THAt'S MY F'ing mom!!!! I am not kidding i am this kid's little brother no joke! God u sick perverts! i swear i am not a liar!
breaksprinter_ 0
That's embarrassing.
Pixelator_fml 6
Be happy your Moms a MILF and Cougar and doesnt have a black belt in buffet making you embarrased to be with her.. Oh yeah, do you have pics and is she single..? j/k
xsydbabyx 0
WIN. You have a MILF. - S.
zombie_xoxo 0
damn that sounds like my mom, only my exs wanted it too.
naomiii37 0
YAYY CREW ON FML! #19, gtfo.
crew279 0
:) I know! fellow rowers!
blackbetty_fml 0
Better they think your mom's smoking hot than fugly, yeah? Also, she's not a cougar unless she's hooking up with guys much younger than her.
HahahaThatsFunny 0
At least they aren't all saying that she's gorss, sweaty, and hairy ..
GoGrEeN17 0
I am on a crew team too!