Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
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Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I was so into my game that I didn't notice my senior-aged cat had emptied his cat bladder onto my leg until I took off my headphones and he jumped off me to go chew on the couch. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my cat pissed on my bed, so I had to change the sheets. Just as I got out of bed and take my first step, I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
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shazza91 0
my cat did this for a while, on all of my things, turns out she had a bladder infection, and it's her way of telling you there's something wrong.. take it to the vet
Doortje 30
Smart cat. You should have apologized.
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Comments (180)
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
OP YDI for stepping on the poor wittle kitty's tail =T_T= jk XP Seriously though, just put the cat outside and leave it. Or get a litter box or something :o
GearJamminHank 3
Why are you keeping it? You must like cleaning up piss.
vanaathiel 13
Cats don't seek revenge for months (if ever) and that it likely has a bladder infection. I'd take it to a vet. When a pet starts acting oddly like that it generally means something is wrong.
sarahrocrocrocks 5
the cats revenge!!!!!!!!! mwahahaha!!!!!!!!! lolz!
Nakolover13 0
That's a smart ass cat ..who wants revenge.
Schlimpikins 0
YDI for owning a cat
brianr33d 0
that happened to my cousin so he stuck the cat in the toilet an peed on it and now he doesn't pee on anything
ImRickJamesBish 0
#112 is the cat dead now? Lol
inarticulating 0
maybe you ****** up its bladder when you stepped on its tail.
fmldayandnight 0
this is terrible! stop saying kill it or eat it.? cats do not usually pee on anything but the litter box, so it's obvious something is wrong and can't control it.
forgotten_addict 1
Simple solution. Kill the cat and then eat the damn thing and all of your worries will be gone.