Money: Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind...

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By CriminalMistake - 04/05/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was leaving a campus parking garage. Suddenly, a huge man appeared behind me and kept saying "HEY!" "STOP!" In a gruff voice. I picked up my pace and so did he. I finally turned to him with a can of mace and threatened to use it. He was trying to return the $5 bill I dropped. FML

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By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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Sunday 3 March 2013 1:53

He could've just yelled that you dropped your wallet.

picante72 24

Sunday 3 March 2013 1:55

The mediocre Samaritan.

Comments

ZombieSazza 34

Sunday 3 March 2013 16:43

Wow, he could have said "excuse me Sir/Ma'am", shouting "asshole" would make anyone panic!!! What an idiot, **** Your Life, OP.

Omnomnymous 10

Sunday 3 March 2013 21:01

Calling someone and asshole doesn't seem like the best way to get their attention so you can return their item.

shangstar 7

Sunday 3 March 2013 21:03

There is always kindness in this world

CheeseHater 23

Sunday 3 March 2013 21:28

You can't yell at people without saying the reason and then call the person an asshole. FYL.

Jazzemania 1

Sunday 3 March 2013 21:40

your not alone I would've did the same thing.

PhishloverA 14

Monday 4 March 2013 1:29

I agree with #1. He was being the real asshole when he said he said stop even though he didn't.

Judahsh 8

Monday 4 March 2013 1:31

not your fault, who screams asshole to someone who he's trying to return a wallet to?

tehdarkness 21

Monday 4 March 2013 8:44

I'm assuming you're a female and it does suck that we always have to live in fear if being attacked!

thejust666 6

Monday 4 March 2013 18:38

LulZ really.

MR_RODSQUAD 11

Monday 4 March 2013 20:08

Why would you call somebody an asshole if you're trying to return something to them? This guy is 50% a good samaritan, and 50% unnecessary name calling.