Love, Tinder and Dating: Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again....

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 360

You deserved it 5 980

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 117

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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You deserved it 191

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 06:01

Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML

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You deserved it 114

By "liisiuu" - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 926

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By Nothanksimdone - 09/07/2021 15:59

Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML

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You deserved it 82

By *SuperCringe* - 28/09/2017 16:00

Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML

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You deserved it 993

By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 535

You deserved it 4 599

Mixed signals

By max - 07/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 424

You deserved it 2 960

that1guyyy 12

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:22

I'll say wincest before every other idiot does it

bryans1990 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:23

Maybe you and him should use different dating sites...

Comments

ih82bl8 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:20

Wait... Again!?

brokenpromisespr 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:22

Aww u were meant to be together! xD

Hannahguurl 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:29

too bad he isnt ur step brother (;

rawr_etf 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:39

Incest is best.

AmethystRain 20

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:49

Put your sister to the test?

Speedfreak515 1

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:40

Does anyone else hear banjos?

Salvatore18 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:49

Maybe theres something your parents haven't told u guys....

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:51

Well you DO live in Kansas!

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:51

Can't beat them? Join them.

ilovenyrangers 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:55

Lmao!!

Amburito 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:58

Wincest!

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