Goop

By Thisshitisbananas B A N A N A S - 27/01/2022 16:59

Today, an irate woman came into my store, screaming that she wanted a refund for the “defective” juicer we sold her. Apparently we’re all idiots who can’t build thing properly. I work at Best Buy and she was trying to juice bananas, but got mad they kept coming out as goop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 404
You deserved it 82

Same thing different taste

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Tell her that she's the idiot because everyone knows that juicing bananas takes at least 18 hours to fully liquefy. After she finds that to be false, tell her that the juicer is unrefundable because it's clearly been abused by running for 18 straight hours.

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Marcella1016 31

Tell her that she's the idiot because everyone knows that juicing bananas takes at least 18 hours to fully liquefy. After she finds that to be false, tell her that the juicer is unrefundable because it's clearly been abused by running for 18 straight hours.