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chillnhill Shippensburg, United States

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML

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chillnhill 24

OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...

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james98e 15

There will be no butts in this arguement

MrsPegg 45

Still better than "Ass Wipe".

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Saub 19

This is ******* hilarious

npalm 3

The real FML here belongs to your wife. Today, my husband taught my children that toilet paper should be called butt floss. FML.

buddy_J 16

And what's wrong with having some simple fun and humor with his kids. I bet I know which parent the kids like more

MidnaLink 35

It's when they take that humour into the world and think it's okay.

buddy_J 16

And why wouldn't it be

middlenamefrank 8

I always referred to thong bikinis as butt floss. Apparently my lingo needs an update again.

howbout_thisone 13

Thongs =butt floss....YDI

Tsukiyomi 16

I call some girls with shorts "butt floss"

Quetzal27 12

Okay you are an immature dad, honestly model better behavior ydi and your wife is totally correct

trucker2 33

Your wife is standing behind you, we get it

mego001 6

????

trucker2 33

Give her something to bitch about, leave the TOILET seat up

the_taken_queen 4

hahahahahahaha omg hahahahaha