chillnhill
Shippensburg, United States
Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML
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james98e 15
There will be no butts in this arguement
MrsPegg 45
Still better than "Ass Wipe".
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chillnhill 24
OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...
gogo44444 28
Lol it was hilarious and good luck with your kids futures! (I mean that in a good way)
NeatNit 33
successful adults with rich fulfilling lived, who still mistakenly refer to toilet paper as "butt floss" perhaps?
fohfuu 9
YDI for bring immature, mate. I don't think anyone was seriously claiming it would ruin their lives.
earlytermination 34
I'm a bit confused--your wife is currently unreasonably mad at something that happened years ago?
TheAspieDork 27
She stayed mad at you for that long?!
Jethco 15
G-strings are butt floss.
kalbrek009 20
104 is correct.
hipurtle89 1
Shit tickets
KeatonHanson 28
YDI but that's hilarious.