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chillnhill Shippensburg, United States

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML

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chillnhill 24

OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...

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james98e 15

There will be no butts in this arguement

MrsPegg 45

Still better than "Ass Wipe".

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blahblah005 16

Toilet paper is ass wipe

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Well, thats what thongs are called.

justsayingbeach 15

Define unreasonably...

IamHM 14

That's freaking hilarious! I vow to use butt floss instead of toilet paper from now on. FYL for your wife being mad at you, though. Hope she gets over it soon.

CharlieM78 9

Lol you thought women were reasonable. They are not they're emotional

LexiD19 26

I would've thought that was hilarious. You just sound like a sexist douche

Snowman1792 8

I think your wife posted about this I was in moderation section and there was a post that said today, My husband told my kids to vall toilet paper "butt floss"

AngelApocalypse 12

I've never heard that for toilet paper, but that's what my mom calls thongs lol

vikky538 29

Anything for hygiene

buddy_J 16

Try getting a sense of humor, I hear they are on sale right now

WOTAN1488 24

"Unreasonably" is right!