By hungry hungry harvey - 08/05/2016 16:56 - United States

Today, my wife is so determined to keep me on my diet that, as I'm off work for the next week, she has gotten rid of all the food in the house. She has also taken the phones and iPads so I can't order a takeaway, and taken all my trousers so I can't walk to the shops. FML
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fushengyuan 20

Im pretty sure if u can access fml, u can order food online:)

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crankawank 19

I wonder if your wife is super controlling or if you have demonstrated a severe lack of self control •_•

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mariri9206 32

Guess you're eating air.

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Pimpfromdowntown 11

what did she leave you with and how big are you?

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crankawank 19

I wonder if your wife is super controlling or if you have demonstrated a severe lack of self control •_•

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Letters_numbers 2

She is controlling either way. Being married doesn't give her the right to dictate his diet. Even if he started the diet, he has a right to change his mind. Taking food out of the house, and articles of clothing to keep him in the house, is abusive behavior. If you don't agree, just change the pronouns.

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tomvertigo 17

#45 - it is also possible that OP is morbidly obese and could die and his wife is trying to force him to be healthy and keep him around.

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luvlu444 24

Wait so you have no access to food? Sounds slightly abusive

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fushengyuan 20

Im pretty sure if u can access fml, u can order food online:)

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fezhafeez 12

i guess fml > food. OP has his priorities straight!

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Phantomsnake 10

Dude, his wife wrote the fml and she's coming to kick your ass for your suggestion.

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val_428 8

You know that all of the FMLs start with "Today", right? This story, most likely, happened some time ago.

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saxaddict122 14

Pants-less drive thru, here you come!

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ssnow_fml 20

Most places say "no shirt, no shoes, no service". Doesn't say anything about pants...

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Tarlachia 33

Wrap a towel or robe around yourself, hop in the car and drive to get food. Get healthy food and you'll be rewarding yourself for staying on track. As for your wife, I would suggest a serious chat with her. That's not a healthy practice for any marriage.

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Goblin182 26

You could grow a pair, take you pants, phone, iPad back and get something to eat.

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JETarchitect 32

did she leave you with any food to eat?? and all of that seems a bit excessive, it's a lot of work to go through just to help someone lose weight

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