By hungry hungry harvey - 08/05/2016 16:56 - United States

Today, my wife is so determined to keep me on my diet that, as I'm off work for the next week, she has gotten rid of all the food in the house. She has also taken the phones and iPads so I can't order a takeaway, and taken all my trousers so I can't walk to the shops. FML
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fushengyuan 20
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Im pretty sure if u can access fml, u can order food online:)

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heirofhope 38
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Better start photosynthesizing.

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heirofhope 38
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Better start photosynthesizing.

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lifes_rough23 8
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HAHA this is the funniest comment I've read!!

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mariri9206 32

Guess you're eating air.

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Pimpfromdowntown 11
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what did she leave you with and how big are you?

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crankawank 19
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I wonder if your wife is super controlling or if you have demonstrated a severe lack of self control •_•

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Letters_numbers 2
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She is controlling either way. Being married doesn't give her the right to dictate his diet. Even if he started the diet, he has a right to change his mind. Taking food out of the house, and articles of clothing to keep him in the house, is abusive behavior. If you don't agree, just change the pronouns.

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tomvertigo 17
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#45 - it is also possible that OP is morbidly obese and could die and his wife is trying to force him to be healthy and keep him around.

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Dale_shackleford 13
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Still way overcontrolling

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paris_ava 24
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Wait so you have no access to food? Sounds slightly abusive

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fushengyuan 20
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Im pretty sure if u can access fml, u can order food online:)

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fezhafeez 12
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i guess fml > food. OP has his priorities straight!

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Phantomsnake 10
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Dude, his wife wrote the fml and she's coming to kick your ass for your suggestion.

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val_428 8
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You know that all of the FMLs start with "Today", right? This story, most likely, happened some time ago.

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saxaddict122 14
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Pants-less drive thru, here you come!

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ssnow_fml 20
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Most places say "no shirt, no shoes, no service". Doesn't say anything about pants...

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Tarlachia 33
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Wrap a towel or robe around yourself, hop in the car and drive to get food. Get healthy food and you'll be rewarding yourself for staying on track. As for your wife, I would suggest a serious chat with her. That's not a healthy practice for any marriage.

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Goblin182 26
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You could grow a pair, take you pants, phone, iPad back and get something to eat.

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