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did she leave you with any food to eat?? and all of that seems a bit excessive, it's a lot of work to go through just to help someone lose weight
I think your wife has never heard of a non-crash diet.
This seems more like a hostage situation than a diet.
But, how are you using FML?
That's dangerous. If she's left you no means to communicate, what about emergencies?
Hmmm...as a wife I must wonder what you mean by "gotten rid of all the food in the house". My husband complains that there's no food in the house when our cupboards and fridge are full of food that takes around 5-10 minutes to make and how we've got nothing that is microwavable. :p
Agreed to the diet but in the meantime take that bitches debit card
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Im pretty sure if u can access fml, u can order food online:)
Better start photosynthesizing.