Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML
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Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Today, I have a tattoo of my daughter, who died when she was 11, and I had to have surgery on that body area. I told the surgeon very clearly to cut around the tattoo and he assured me he would. Woke up and the bastard had cut through my daughter's face, and half her face is now under scars and stitches. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
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Wizardo 33
Hey don't worry, she's your daughter and you should love her anyway and it'll just make for an interesting story.
KingGeorgeGal 12
That's not a big deal. You should just be happy that the baby is healthy!
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Comments (207)
thapora 8
Your an idiot this is not an FML moment. She's your daughter, you are supposed to be great full she was born healthy. The birth mark is what makes her unique get over your self
chanellgymnast 17
She's your daughter. You shouldn't let a birthmark define her beauty. Think of it as a BEAUTY mark for a beautiful daughter like her. :) Congrats!
aharney 2
she didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose her
BlackPhenom 9
This isn't a big deal. Just don't make her listen to lil Wayne and you'll be fine.
Coeliacchic93 21
I'm assuming OP only posted this as an fml as it will make an interesting story and he is probably a fan of fml. To OP congrats to you and your wife on have a beautiful healthy baby girl. I'm sure she will laugh about you posting this on here when you tell the story when she is older :) Best of luck!
newburton13 26
Assuming you're worried about her employment in the future, plastic surgery can do wonders.
cieloalicia 16
That is mere hyper pigmentation. When she is older if she chooses, a type of skin bleach can solve that. Not plastic surgery..
GrinchFu1 27
Who are trying to kid? You know, birthmark or not, she's absolutely perfect. Congratulations!!!
tbenson0628 14
Oooo! That sounds pretty and cute! whats weong with that?!
DJrEddyLeb 7
How is that a bad thing? It's gona make her look tough later on!;)
jjacci 12
As she grows, it'll move. Don' worry about it.