Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
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Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me for putting away her rain coat and two sweaters that were hanging on the back of chairs. Because, “I was about to do that!” My mistake. They had only been there for a week. Ah, marital bliss. FML
Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
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Charmillionaire 13
That's when you splatter paint all over it.
Octain 13
I don't think ruining it would be the best thing to do here... I could only imagine how she'd act after that.
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Fmlsea 28
shows how much she cares , hopefully it blows over soon and that your feelings weren't hurt too much .
Weeone13 5
This children, is the adult version of throwing a temper tantrum.... Though, my hats off to her for the creativity here. Lol. I'm also very curious as to what the fight was about.....
munchy22 5
Wow what a way for her to go above and beyond to prove a point. Clearly OP assumed the fight had been resolved and well....Take it from someone who's been married a while, even if your spouse tells you they're fine or that everything is good, there will always be a 50/50 chance they are still feeling anger or resentment. Those that aren't married wont get it until they are in that situation. Although I feel she exaggerated, she's clearly still hurt or mad. Time to kiss some butt.
False_Stupidity 41
That's going a bit far, sorry op
kuddles 13
Maybe she meant that she doesn't care about the dress anymore because she doesn't believe she'll ever need to re-marry? Because she's happy in this relationship and believe it will last. Women are so hard to decipher, I can tell you that being a female myself.
irateyou 9
Your optimism madey day.
DanielleinDC 33
Even if a woman remarries, she's unlikely to wear a dress she wore for her first marriage. I know that if I ever marry again, I'll buy a new dress. Why would I want a reminder of a failed marriage to follow me into another marriage? As for your situation, OP, your best bet is to ignore her. She did this as a big "**** you" because she's apparently still pissed.
pheebs314 17
Buying a wedding dress was so hard that first time... I say **** it and reuse it! Just burn the pictures from the first wedding! I would be surprised if the dress still fit properly after a certain amount of time. Mines a little big these days and would be a bitch to take in.
Metallica36176 16
Shouldve came back with "I'm surprised you still fit in that thing." I mean, it might things worse though.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol eek. Careful, she might drain his engine with Draino or perhaps throw his clothes in the tub and pour bleach on them. Or maybe switch his shampoo with Nair.
lita89 6
Yeah if he's looking for a divorce, but maybe he love her even though they are angry and actually wants to make things work out. Not to mention that's a very immature response that's no better than her putting on the dress in the first place.
Obey_StudBoii 23
#55 Which response is immature?
vencku 13
Or just hand her a brush and ask her to start in the other corner. (Not the smartest solution, but I wonder what she would have done then.)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol note to self: NEVER argue with a woman.
kingsian 15
Hell naw u can't all males got to do is lower their pride and let them win lol
Brainor 8
Actually, I really think your wife is very funny and cute:)
skyenoelle 15
Did the crazy come out after you married her?
nottheyoungest 18
I think your wife is awesome and being a bitch at the same time. Best to just be the calm one.. Flatter her or be a romantic. Tell her something like: "Xx years since I saw you in that dress, and you still look gorgeous."
nottheyoungest 18
Or be mean and say: "Whoa, it still fits you?"