Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
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Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me for putting away her rain coat and two sweaters that were hanging on the back of chairs. Because, “I was about to do that!” My mistake. They had only been there for a week. Ah, marital bliss. FML
Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
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Charmillionaire 13
That's when you splatter paint all over it.
Octain 13
I don't think ruining it would be the best thing to do here... I could only imagine how she'd act after that.
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Comments (150)
shmoelover 13
You, my good sir, were wrong. The fight seems far from resolved. Just put the paint brush down slowly and back away from the dress.
Fman92 9
man you are married and you still cant see that there are many fights with women that men have that seem to be resolved but aren't haha
jenniiienyc 5
I think she's brilliant. Clearly she held onto a sense of humor throughout the fight.
mbuck87 19
I think she's actually just being a crazy bitch
jenniiienyc 5
I guess I assumed she was making a joke, because that's what I'd have done. I think it would be a good way to make your significant other laugh after a fight, how could you take someone seriously if they did that??
eoko 12
Yes, because putting on a wedding dress when asked to put on a shirt you don't care about is "funny".
dwc2134 5
That is a cold joke to make to your spouse. He will remember this for a while, and it will probably have some deep seated reactions within their relationship in the future.
Satoaoi 13
That's when you take pictures and send them to your friends and family and make them see what a child she was.
pheebs314 17
What purpose would that serve? She's still his wife.
lita89 6
Yeah because that wouldn't be childish at all. What an even more immature response to an already downhill situation. Talk about throwing gas on a forrest fire.
TheDrifter 23
Bullies only stop when they're forced to. Unless OP wants a lifetime of these "our marriage was a mistake" mental games, he will eventually have to either stand up to her abuse our leave.
pheebs314 17
This isn't abuse. It's petty and a bit ridiculous, but sending pictures of her being childish to a bunch of people only serves to humiliate her. When you're married to someone, you have their back. You don't so that kind of shit or go out of your way to be hurtful. It'll all snowball from there and they won't get anywhere. They need to sit down and talk, not commit more petty acts of revenge.
pheebs314 17
What was the fight about? I can't tell if you deserved it or not from the info given... Although, I doubt you did. She sounds like she's being awfully melodramatic.
Sputnikspak 13
Even if there was still some hurt left from the argument, passive-aggressive manipulative behaviour doesn't exactly help. And it is a little melodramatic.
subwaysurfers 13
Yeah, she seems very immature and childish. Seems like she's trying really hard to piss off OP but he pisses her off by not caring.
melbaby112 11
It could have been worse...be thankful Miss Havisham didn't go brain ninja on you and say you're stupid like your father... :P
eggmarie 25
MY FATHER WAS A BRILLIANT MAN
mgrabi01 10
I think some people are missing the point here. She put the wedding dress on to paint because she doesn't give a crap about getting it dirty lol!!!!
thursday817 6
Thanks for clearing that up.
irateyou 9
I don't think anyone missed that.
pheebs314 17
Ooooh! I thought.... Well that just makes the whole thing clearer! Thanks!
Jordath_Fil 11
And what else were we supposed to think? Do tell.
irateyou 9
"Oh, good! I always hated that gown. Glad to finally know you feel the same."
Crzysht96 3
She's crazy, divorce her!
Gestpacho88 12
Yes, because one argument is totally cause for immediate divorce.
tybird 6
Woohoo honey moon make up sex