Today, my wife and I drove to the other side of the country to attend a swingers party where we thought no one knew us. So did my parents. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML
Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I introduced our parents to each other, and they seemed to have already met somewhere, so I asked them about it. At first they seemed shifty, then guilty, then admitted everything. They’ve actually known each other for decades as part of the same swingers group. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my parents told me that they had joined a local club. Proud of them for going out of their comfort zone to make new friends, I googled the name of the club. I'm sure they'll make some lifelong friends at their first swingers club meet. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, my wife of 18 years and I went to a party. We arrived and left separately, and didn't even talk to one another while there. I miss her. FML
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Top comments
sophiehelen 32
Possibly one of the most awkward FML's I've read for a while
jakendrick3 6
WOW. awkward.
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Comments (37)
Kevinmeowbeanz 22
Did you stay?
Atmey 5
Reminded me of that scene in Spartacus.
Zanquis 22
Just hoping u found out before any of you all where to far into the party but just started. Cause no amount of brain bleach will cure that image otherwise. On plus side at least you know your parents will be more understanding in you attending such parties in the future. And should you run into your inlaws next time just give them your parents info so they can party together and u can feel safe.
sandman676 20
I guess your lucky it's wasn't a mask party that could have been worse
ClassieCassie 0
Well, on the upside, they won't tell if you won't.