Today, my wife and I drove to the other side of the country to attend a swingers party where we thought no one knew us. So did my parents. FML
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Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML
Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I introduced our parents to each other, and they seemed to have already met somewhere, so I asked them about it. At first they seemed shifty, then guilty, then admitted everything. They’ve actually known each other for decades as part of the same swingers group. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my parents told me that they had joined a local club. Proud of them for going out of their comfort zone to make new friends, I googled the name of the club. I'm sure they'll make some lifelong friends at their first swingers club meet. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, my wife of 18 years and I went to a party. We arrived and left separately, and didn't even talk to one another while there. I miss her. FML
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sophiehelen 32
Possibly one of the most awkward FML's I've read for a while
jakendrick3 6
WOW. awkward.
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Comments (37)
CrazyManNo9 29
Assuming you meant county?
maemismile 22
Well there are definitely countries in the world that only take an hour or a couple hours to cross, so they probably meant country.
cootiequeen4444 11
this is a legit question in my opinion. whom would drive all the way across the country just for a swinger party. and have their parents do the same thing? counties can be fairly large mind you. As the United states is rather large. however, if this took place in some smaller country, I take this all back. the phone App has become a giant dumpster fire and is doing all kinds of weird shit like changing genders, cutting comments off, not allowing editing, and I don't see the location of FMLS anymore plus other random annoying things. So yeah, depending on the location, this is a valid question. just my 2 cents.
cootiequeen4444 11
also did I mention sometimes replies don't show until after you reply yourself? giant. dumpster. fire.
tedfragle 12
You can drive across my country in and hour to an hour and a half
species4872 20
Swinger party, parent lucky dip.
Starlight8 14
So what happened afterward?
mrBearBear 11
This kind of seems like a good thing. Not like you have to sleep with your parents and now all 4 of you know more people who can relate to your way of life and maybe not be so embarrassed by it.
Dark_Cecilia 20
Hopefully you didnt swap with yo parents
zr11990 8
Incest is best. Keep it in the family
Fuhkyoo 17
maybe if you like birth defects
secretmisery05 25
I guess the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, eh? Look at the bright side. Here's to another thing to bond over during family dinners. Hahahaha sorry OP, FYL.
Fireant_man 6
So did your wife swing with your dad?
derp684 1
Luxembourg is known for their wild swinger parties. And its tiny size.
theonecasey 27
That would make conversation