By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

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Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
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drayloon 50

Did you give her a detention?

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CoGhostRider 31

Now you can swap roles be her dr and prescribe her some "injections"

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feven 32

If there's one thing I've learned from FML its that role playing almost always never works out

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Astrum14 24

If it worked out, then they wouldn't be posting about it on FML.

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EveningShades 6

Really now? Honestly I though FML was for posting the positive aspects of our lives... guess I was wrong.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

We should open up a "Bless My Life" website for that sort of stuff.

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rekkas 16

Maybe try something else next time lol

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nitrog100 21

Worst metaphor for an erection I've ever heard..."extend the deadline"...

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DoubleDosexo 12

what if he wasn't talking about an erection? and he was simply stating a fix for her anxiety attack.

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fuckercakes 21

It probably reminded her of some bad memories from school. I'm currently in high school, I was diagnosed with anxiety and depression when I was twelve, and I constantly have panic attacks over school. Whether my homework is done, tests I needed to pass or else I'll fail, etc. TL;DR: The role playing most likely just caused a resurfacing of brutal high school anxiety

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noone2 15

Before I read, I wanted to point out that this comment is longer than the post.

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doodlecloud 26

Eh, I've never really understood school roleplay anyway...you wanna pretend your partner is a child? Kinda weird. Maybe try a different situation/character?

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EveningShades 6

A "child"? Some people are in school when they are 25 or older. I hardly think that they're children.

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PSYqualiac 17

I'm 19 and in University. Most of my classmates are 5+ years older than me.

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BlindlyWandering 17

its the idea of being an authority figure, not too different from role playing as a police officer.

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worldclassrager 39

Perfect in school so it seems...maybe a Saturday school to make that up might be a good idea

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