Anonymous
France
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
so not funny!
United States
GOT FML
Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML
Anonymous
Suspicious Minds
Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
#MurrayShow
Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML
Confused
Suspicious coincidence?
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Foiled by genetics
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Damn
Australia
Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Fmyhair
Norway
It's called fashion, Deborah
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Anonymous
Wheelers Hill, Australia
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Top comments
pilfpolf 0
its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene
olypicgold 0
you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.
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GrapeJuice67 17
You are aware that red-head and blonde are related, right? Red hair is just recessive. Like blue eyes are, typically. OP, did you not learn this middle school?
daniellekimberly 23
Okay. I have brown hair, brown eyes and very olivy skin. My brother has blonde hair, blue eyes and is extremely pale. My sister is a fair skinned ginger, with green eyes. We are all biologically related. The thing about the gene pool is that there are no lifeguards
Yes... 5
Attention* looks like someone else hasn't either
truecountrybitch 22
really? you're dumb... my hair is naturally dark brown I'm brown green eyed my kids father is dark brown hair and green eyed and they're all blonde hair blue eyed. genetics from my great grandmother hit my kid and nobody else.
lucasjames22 8
so?
Kurliez408 32
My mom has black hair and my dad brown. I was born blonde. Pay more attention in science class op.
ash.brea.381 3
because of how recessive the gene for red hair is, that just means you both carried the red hair gene but it wasn't showing