Kids: Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just...

Anonymous 1 January 2009, 03:45 France

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

Same thing different taste

so not funny! 28 June 2022, 14:00 United States

GOT FML

Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML

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Anonymous 3 August 2021, 16:01

Suspicious Minds

Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML

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#MurrayShow 27 February 2018, 01:30

Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML

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Confused 20 May 2023, 15:00

Suspicious coincidence?

Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML

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Anonymous 7 February 2024, 06:00 United Kingdom

Foiled by genetics

Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML

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Damn 6 May 2012, 13:53 Australia

Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML

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Xandar 9 November 2018, 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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Anonymous 4 August 2013, 03:29 Newark, United States

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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Fmyhair 27 April 2009, 18:39 Norway

It's called fashion, Deborah

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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Anonymous 23 January 2014, 03:42 Wheelers Hill, Australia

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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pilfpolf 0

8 February 2009, 21:19

its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene

olypicgold 0

8 February 2009, 21:22

you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.

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Khfan12 13

6 November 2010, 05:40

.....And why is this an FML? Your life is ****** because you have a red head son? It's possible for you and your husband to be blonde and your son have red hair. I'm only in the 8th grade and we learned that last year. Also, what did your eye color have to do with this so-called FML? Did your son also have brown eyes or something? :/

fmlwinnn 0

7 November 2010, 23:31

156- actually, all caucasian babies are BORN with blue eyes. i had dark brown eyes in my early toddler years, then they became hazel. and, of course, they were blue when I was born. btw I am caucasian