Kids: Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came...

By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

**** rings - the toddler edition.

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That really must have pissed you off. Hope you got the ring off at least.

Comments

PoodleJuice 7

Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:22

If you like it then you should of put a ring on it.

timjones 8

Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:30

He doesn't know any better. Don't be worried. He's experimenting.

theAZN2look4 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:31

He did not last long. He squirted so quick.

hanymandy 6

Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:42

That's the funniest FML I've ever read

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:50

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it. He liked his penis, then decided he wasn't ready for a commitment.

marramrammar 2

Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:54

Better keep eye on this kid! Already sticking his thing in any hole. Should have taken a picture for future parody, and bribery material cause he will never believe.