By Grindyloo - 05/05/2012 10:06

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML
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gigi96 2

Be like a flower and chuck fire at her

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BoW2Me 0

Actually, it didn't die. It escaped in time and left another turtle in its place, for it was a ninja. And a mutant. And a teenager.

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BradTheBrony 19

Aw, c'mon I thought it was funny. *looks up and sees a hailstorm of flaming, down-thumb meteors* Oh fu-

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Well I'll be... PETA was right about Mario killing animals after all. O-o But seriously, something is wrong with that kid. At 5 they are old enough to know better... Besides which... The point of jumping on turtles in Mario is to kill them. So they were trying to kill it. :/

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nazishooter 0

I would punch that kid in the face

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moneybagz131 6

So long me bowser! Fyl.

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TrentF13 12

This is by far the most sad thing thing I have EVER heard! D,:

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banan001 6

He killed a innocent pet because he wanted to be like a cartoon I tv? ummmm reality check, hope the lil sicko got punished, I mean seriously what the hell did he think was gona happen

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hrubi4x4 4

Id spank that kids ass so hard. Hes a moron u know? Lol punishment

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Bass_Killer69 1

Make like Scorpion and cut his head off

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Silverangel007 3

That's both cute and sad, lol. People, have a sense of humour, the poor kid wanted to be like Mario, the knight who fights turtles to rescue a princess.

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