sophie
United States
Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Silverdale, United States
You better shape up
Today, I auditioned for the role of Rizzo in a local production of Grease. The director told me I wasn't tough enough, and that my persona too sweet and childlike for the part. I asked if I should instead try out to play Sandy. He replied, "I was being nice. Honestly, you're ugly and can't act." FML
Anonymous
C'est la langue de l'amour!
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Anonymous
Zwijndrecht, Netherlands
Drama!
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
teach
Canada
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
embarrassed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Pure entertainment
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
deadmedia
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Slap in the face
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
thanksjill
United States
Owned
Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my group asked me if she could switch into another group, so I asked her what was wrong with mine. She said, "Nothing, I wanna be in her group. She's prettier." I was insulted by a kindergartner. FML
juliet
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Theater kid
Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Top comments
tanhauser08 0
Everybody knows that it is impossible for a princess to be ugly. I mean, if you're rich and powerful you HAVE to be pretty.
nillakush1 3
i bet you're gorgeous :)
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Grimmerie 31
That must have been royally crushing. If you can't queen up nicely enough to look good for the part, I'm think-king you don't deserve it. In fact, you seem to be giving your self heirs - why would you assume you're pretty enough in the first place? Unless this play was to be the crowning glory of your life, move on ...
EvilPotato 15
Haha Epic win, also I see what you did there.
mfmylifesrsly 30
self heirs?....
rallets 23
it mightve been jester "just her"
randomlettrrs 8
GENIUS!!!!!!!
SofaKingFast 0
Well.. at least on the inside.
saturnfive 5
YDI for being ugly
EvilPotato 15
YDI for being ugly.
BayBeezy 0
boo-muthafukn-hoo. get a makeover. and over it. the only thing that matters is how you see yourself...besides, since when do students listen to teachers??
zoe_zoe_fml 0
ur an evil potato lol
staceysgenesis16 0
haha !! lmfao
EvilPotato 15
YDI for being ugly.
EvilPotato 15
YDI for being ugly.
ProhibitionRose 14
no YDI for triple posting. we hate you btw. and you're ugly. have a splendid day.
SwaggerMelon 6
I accually find him very amusing
rallets 23
and attractive :P
xoxchelaxox08 17
quite attractive actually!
SwaggerMelon 6
Yes... Very
ProhibitionRose 14
Hah well at least she was honest.
Calyx_fml 22
Tell your teacher that s/he isn't creative enough to direct the play.
jandee 0
That Was ****** Up For the teacher to be That Straight Up with You D=.! But Oh Well atleast you dont got the pressure to be all perfect and study your lines =D.!
llCHR15ll 0
hey gorgeous, i was thinking...: maybe you should audition for the role of the princess?? ;-)
TurboLCR 0
her head is the shape of a football fyl lol
jess6blondie9 3
83 - Stfu, she's pretty and there's nothing wrong with her head.
TurboLCR 0
OK, how about a plate, with a bump in the middle ?!
lakeybalboa 0
lol 83 and 88. And shes fat.
jess6blondie9 3
Neither of you have any right to say crap about her picture when you don't have one of your own. I'm sure both of you have heads the shape of footballs, are ugly, and fat, and you're trying to take your pain out on someone who's not. Stfu, stop being such dicks.
da_cookie_monsta 1
Cuz we all know that being somewhat bigger instantly makes you completely unattractive. Uh-huh. Totally. (that was sarcasm for all the people who didn't get it). Jandee, you're gorgeous.
noncomposmentis 6
@100: "Neither of you have any right..." They do have a right. It's their freedom of speech. But it's one thing to exercise their freedom of speech, and another thing to be jerks.
TurboLCR 0
freedom of speech ftw. I'll say what I want, when I want. regardless everything I say is in my opinion, and in my opinion she has a head shaped like a ******* football. ******* do-gooders ...
da_cookie_monsta 1
I'm all for freedom of speech and such, but there's also this little thing called respect. Try it sometime.