By Anonymous - 01/11/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I woke up duct-taped to the toilet in nothing but a straitjacket. I don't remember what happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 448
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Why do you or your friends have a straightjacket in the first place?

Well, look at the bright side, at least you didn’t have to listen to christmas music in fucking November.

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I see someone decided to start their horror movie early.

Well, look at the bright side, at least you didn’t have to listen to christmas music in fucking November.

I need to hear an explanation for THIS.

I have a friend that went to party with his buddies in Vegas and somehow end up in a swanky hotel Los Angeles with 1000 dollars missing from his bank account. He doesn't remember any of it lol

Why do you or your friends have a straightjacket in the first place?

Mungolikecandy 19

If alcohol-related YDI, if you randomly woke up like that having gone to bed as normal then FML.

Hope you don't have a sore bum.

You should have let the orderlies take you back to your room.

azouwa 26

I recommend you take some time, go online, and look and see if you've been tagged in photos. We here at FML would like a full report. Thanks in advance.

You probably went batshit crazy and your so-called friends wanted you to be safe and unsoiled.