Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML
Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
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Kibaruto 33
You now live in the Jersey Shore, or at least from the inside of the house.
legitkitty 11
Maybe he should have to paint the room while you spray paint his room bright pink as a punishment ;)
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Comments (61)
blue_seduction 6
Could be the next Albert Einstein, you never know.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I think it's a safe bet to say he's not. Sure, you never know but I think we all know, you know?
Teabubbles 8
Its funny when people dont detect sarcasm
deadxwedding84 5
Maybe the experiment was if you'd get pissed or not. It could have even been if you'd post the story on FML.
GothicAngel17 24
Well, at least he didn't spray it on himself. Or at least I hope not.
emilyjgraham 34
that's the point of spray tan... it's for bodies not walls.
GothicAngel17 24
And my point was it looks terrible unless you're dressing up as an oompa loompa
nevereyes 31
64, it should never be used for any thing. It is a horrible and idiotic creation. The only good it does is making it easier to spot douche bags and *****.
sweetly1120 6
That might actually look pretty good! Paint the walls a tan color if you don't like it. Your son might be a little creative...
Minna_fml 14
You know as well as I do that it is orange, not tan.
ruabadfishtoo 0
your son's not the brightest bulb, now is he?
subwaysurfers 13
I hope you didn't think, "Oh, he's 18. I can't punish him or yell at him now." If he's going to act like a child then you treat him like a child.
Dunvanation 4
Yeah make him wear diapers!
zandalee 20
Help him to move out into a place he will treat with respect; his own place.
s0m3guy2010 21
It's scary knowing your son is old enough to vote for our next president. Do us a favor, and give him some shiny objects to "experiment" with on election day.
satanic_fml 13
just make him paint it again
Dunvanation 4
Think of it as modern art.
Rodders_SOTC 1
Paint his bedroom pink.
Dunvanation 4
Hahaha is that another gay fml reference??