Kids: Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants...

By Seriously - 15/06/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont

Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 04:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 04:09

Today, I walked in on my son flopping around on the floor with a blanket wrapped around his legs. Apparently at age 22, he'd rather pretend to be a mermaid than go out and get a damn job. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Bedminster

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

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By JT - 12/04/2011 14:19 - Canada

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

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By oldmama728 - 28/04/2011 11:07

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

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Dreaming big

By ReyRey - 24/03/2022 12:00

Today, my son's plan is to become an entrepreneur, even though this requires having a brilliant idea worth money. This is the same guy who got fired from Subway for deliberately dropping bread on the floor so he could steal it from the bin later. I'm gonna kick him in the asscrack before the month is over, I know it. FML

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Fortress of solitude

By Anonymous - 29/08/2022 18:00

Today, my son hates people so much he's working three jobs to be able move out and pay for his own place. He got the keys today and when I asked if he was having a housewarming party, he told me he’s not giving his address out to anyone, and no one is invited, ever, not even me. FML

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Sounds like he's got it all figured out

By Anonymous - 10/04/2022 16:00

Today, my son apparently has no interest in having a life. He goes from his tiny one-bed flat to work, then back home again to play with his computer. It’s a good job, so he can afford a life, but he has no friends, never dates or goes anywhere, he even gets his shopping delivered. What can I do? FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:08

Someone's read about trolls a bit too much

kikibrowm 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:09

Ambitious much? Don't worry, 12-years olds think they're simply amazing, and he probably thought it was hilarious.

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chackisback 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:31

then start early and dont give him any money

WTFitsBob 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:31

such great parents..

tigerbander80 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:10

This kid is going places.

yoyodog27 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:15

dang

MythMaker 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:21

Thats the spirit!

Sippin_koolaid 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:30

oh great.. another troll in the making

blakesaurus 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:30

maybe he'll be a gutterpunk instead?

fuhcksmoking 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:55

show him all the idiots, then go to a really nice neighborhood and say fo good in school and u can hace one of these nice houses

iLove2LoveU 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:56

you've got a son with big priorities set for life! NOT!!!!!!

brookig 10

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:57

It's up to parents to motivate their kids. Maybe you need to try a little harder. Kids learn what they live. FYL

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Dreaming big

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