Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML
Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML
Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML
Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML
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RckRagman 9
Hey, First time being first comment...cool. Anyway, sounds like sister-bear needs to have her eyebrows shaved...Payback is a b*tch.
rayrayy_fml 0
Write "PENIS" on her forehead in that semi-permenate tattoo stuff. It doesn't wash out for weeks!
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Comments (70)
Autumnatic 0
YDI for being so ashamed of being a white person that you bought that stuff to turn yourself orange. I hope it doesn't come off for a long time. I swear why is anyone shamed by their skin color, as if one is any better than the other? You are an idiot.
zoolander951 0
maybe it's not that she was ashamed, maybe she couldn't get a tan naturally, and wanted one
shirvon100 0
oompa lumpa doopidy doo
lady4 0
ALL I GOTTA SAY IS PAYBACK SHOULD DEFINITELY BE A BITCH!
insomniacdude 0
YDI for owning spray-on tan. Everything else is extremely FML-worthy, but....you bought spray-on tan? Really? There's no way you don't deserve it. This is the way the universe balances things out.
viickykaulitz 0
spray on tan's end up looking orange anyways, you can always tell when someone uses that spray shit xD
no_tengo_dinero 0
I heard before that you can get rid of a fake tan by scrubbing it off with toothpaste and water. It was on an episode of Who's Wedding Is It Anyway. Hope that helps >.>
jmh1125 0
baby oil works really well!!
Noass 0
This may have been said already, but baby oil is the best way to get it off
Sokai_fml 0
Well what're you waiting for? Spray her back.