Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
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Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
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Curtieeeez 0
Unlucky, if you ask me. Beat her with the broken guitar.
evilwoody 0
man, as a fellow guitar player, I feel for you on this. That's bullshit. Hearing a guitar thats worth so much go and get smashed just cause she has a temper tantrum, it's ****** up. I suggest beating her ass till she pays for another identical or vintage guitar or you break her shit till it adds up to a grand.
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Comments (307)
DJ375 0
Who did? mom or sister? whoop $1,000.00 outta thier ass
baseballboy6595 0
If you want a really good way to get the bitch back, act like everything is alright, but secretly put anything she has of value on ebay (TV, computer, Nintendo DS, anything) and one day when she isn't home after all the items have sold, just sneak into her room, take everything, and ship it off to the buyers. She'd be pissed up the dick.
CyclonePsycho 1
-Gorilla glue (or super glue, whatever) her face to her pillow. -Cut the crotch out of all her panties. -Pour spiders into her cereal/favorite snack. -Cut every single wire connected to her computer and cut up the speakers. -Tell her boyfriend that she sometimes forgets to take her medication for [insert STI/STD here]. -Pour sewage/dog poo/grease all over her mattress or desk. -Jam scissors into her eyes. There's a number of things you can do to her. And don't forget the enjoy every second of it. >:F
lovemyfml 0
this is bullshit. she woulda messed with your mom's stuff. bury my comment if you like, at least i'm not a loser who sits around all day thinking up lame and uncreative fmls
ocean3684 0
hmmm well you should steal all of her valueable idems then beat the shit out her while telling her how ugly she is
wolfie2394 0
If my sister did that shit to my guitar (Squier Master Series M-80) I would give her one week to buy me a new guitar or i slash two of her tires. She had no excuse for destroying your guitar
jessamyn_it_is 0
Wow why would she do that? You had nothing to do with the fight she had with your parents. Fkuc her :(
mustlovemarvin 0
Break all of her shit, if she doesn't buy you a new one, and get locks on your door that way she can't break any more of your stuff after you break all her stuff. I really hope she got in trouble.
PotatoBlankey39 2
As a musician, this FML made me twitch with anger. Your sister is lucky I'm not her sister.... I would friggin kill the dumb bitch! (Not really kill, but you know what I mean.) I have to agree with everyone else. Break all of her shit!!
Upsilon_fml 0
Two words: Pawn Shop.