Health: Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to...

By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML

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By well damn - 29/02/2016 22:17 - United States - Columbus

Today, I helped my mom put away my baby sister's clothes. She's only a week old and has around 60 outfits. I have 4. FML

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By meegs - 17/10/2010 00:31 - Canada

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

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By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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By harvdog - 02/10/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML

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By apparentnerd - 31/10/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 08:42

Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML

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By fml - 13/11/2013 17:30 - United Kingdom - Haslemere

Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Seegtease 0

Friday 20 February 2009 1:44

#1, you don't know the circumstances and it's quite ignorant to automatically label pregnancy as a bad thing. Remember, without pregnancy, you don't exist.

midnyte 0

Friday 20 February 2009 0:43

You might weigh more, but at least you're not the one who got knocked up.

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UGADAWG34 0

Friday 27 February 2009 12:42

you deserve that... fat people repulse me and are the true cause of global warming.

bball4life22 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 21:50

ugada-whatever, your an idiot!

FlickMyBean 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:58

If it bothers you, find a good weight loss plan.

tifferneelee 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:15

no sympathy for fatties

Lila_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 6:44

Wow, people just love to jump to conclusions. How do you all know the OP is a "fattie"? By 6 months many women haven't gained a lot of weight and maybe the OP is a lot taller or something, you don't know.

Bkkid99 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:54

Whats so funny about that ?

dk_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:07

I didn't show until 8 months into my first pregnancy and wore normal clothes the whole time. Big whoop.

xtwistedxlovex 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:39

I weighed 100lbs before getting pregnant and was still able to wear my pre-pregnancy clothes - aside from tight shirts - throughout my entire pregnancy. Maternity does not necessarily mean "fat".