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Today, my roommates keep opening my bedroom door to "let the WiFi out." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
meyo555
United States
Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
Anonymous
Spring Hill, United States
Bunch of freeloaders...
Today, after having my Wi-Fi unlocked for two years, I decided to lock it since it was running slowly. Everybody in my apartment building came to my door and asked me why I did it. I've been unknowingly providing free Wi-Fi to the entire building for years, but now that it's protected I'm getting constant dirty looks. FML
leez
United States
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I woke up to my roommate's friend rustling in the attic without permission to be there. When I asked how he got in with all doors and windows locked, he simply said, "It's a secret." FML
slightlyfamous
Port-menier, Canada
Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML
Anonymous
Pune, India
Send help!
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
me
Bulgaria
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
RoxahTheGreat
United States
Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML
Jota
Today, I was doing a job interview on Skype when my roommate decided to reboot the wireless router because "the internet was too slow". The interviewer didn't bother calling again. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
GET UP
Today, I left the apartment door open so the construction workers sent by our landlord could work in the kitchen, while I slept in after working a late shift. They knocked on the bedroom door at 7 a.m., asking me to move the bed. FML
Top comments
GhostFox 34
The roommates are leeching off OP's WiFi from the sound of it, or the router is based in their room. Either way, it sounds like OP should invest in a lock so they stop being not only idiots but also stop violating OP's privacy.
poprocker11221 10
The stupidity in that.
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Comments (25)
Bubbles_the_klutz 9
Tell them to buy a signal repeater if they're that worried about it so they can have their peace of mind that they're getting the full use of what I'm assuming it's shared Internet and you can have your privacy back.
zaidthunder1 27
Maybe move the WiFi router just outside the room. You can't argue with stupid.
lone_fenrir_1 1
make cynicade pills look like candy give it to idiots as "intelligence pills"
GIJoefan 6
Your roommates statement is so stupid it hurts.
lowlyelevated 1
Actually, this isn't as dumb as it sounds. Modern wifi systems use A combination k of 2.4ghz and 5ghz. Both of these are relatively high frequencies, which means that they do not penetrate solid objects all that easily. Depending on how strong the router is, as well as other obstacles in the building, having a door open or closed could have a noticeable affect on signal strength.