Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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Weetart 8

Friday 30 September 2011 18:27

Take it all back and let her know you were the one who bought it. If she wants proof she her your receipts.

Fruit_Dealer 9

Friday 30 September 2011 18:28

And you're not saying anything about it? You realize she can't take your property, its te equivalent of theft.

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candyndanny 10

Monday 25 July 2016 21:10

id be like dont take my shit i bought and not let her *** that u paid for it

Sam92 2

Friday 4 August 2023 2:53

YDI for not speaking up

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