Roommate, Art and Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate asked for my opinion of her new painting....

By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 04:46 - United States - Diana

Today, my roommate asked for my opinion of her new painting. The same painting I hand-painted for over ten hours. She apparently thought it was a gift. She won't give it back. FML

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By artist - 29/03/2013 11:12 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 19:47 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML

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By Bwberry - 29/11/2017 19:00

Today, I spent hours hand-painting an awesome design on a gift for a friend. My husband was supposed to assemble it when I finished, but when I stepped back to admire my work, he informed me that the whole thing was sideways. He watched me paint it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

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By spaceforrent - 16/11/2012 05:51 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

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By a - 06/12/2012 06:15 - United States - Clarksville

Today, as my friend was rudely rummaging through my phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas. Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly. That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas. FML

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By is cum a fruit or a vegetable? - 17/07/2015 17:50 - United States - Germantown

Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML

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By Sapphirlinda - 03/07/2010 23:25 - Netherlands

Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore. I've spent the last two months painting and doing it up for her, because she's pregnant and couldn't herself. I just finished the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a beginners’ painting class. She and everyone else was able to produce a painting significantly better than mine, and I got laughed at for my lack of skill. I’ve been painting for twenty-five years. FML

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Thursday 4 September 2014 15:32

Can't you just take it back? And lock your room...

Earths_Venus 25

Thursday 4 September 2014 15:32

Yell "This is Sparta" then kick her in the chest and take it back.

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xX5CHLUPPYK3GSXx 10

Thursday 4 September 2014 23:53

Take it back.

SmoothPancakes 10

Friday 5 September 2014 0:20

You have a thief for a roommate. Kick the **** to the curb and find a new roommate.

noah_1234 24

Friday 5 September 2014 1:13

why didnt you sign it

DylonBland 8

Friday 5 September 2014 3:44

just call the cops and tell them that she stole your property.

itstrishabtw 13

Friday 5 September 2014 4:12

steal it

juanschwartz 18

Friday 5 September 2014 4:23

"Hand-painted." Is there another way to do it? Surely you're not fingerpainting.

hannah_r_nelson 18

Friday 5 September 2014 5:09

"Steal" it back when she is gone!

snakesinmyhair 3

Friday 5 September 2014 6:03

If she thought it was a gift from you, why did she ask your opinion of it?

Labrynthian 6

Friday 5 September 2014 8:34

Wait, how did that even happen? Why does she think it's a gift? :S

orsombre_fml 11

Friday 5 September 2014 9:17

She stole it, insist to have it back or report the theft ti the police.

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