Money: Today, I thought it would be a good idea to Super Glue a couple... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to Super Glue a couple of quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML

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tick_tock 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:06

Haha, that's hilarious. But yes, you deserved it I'm afraid.

KEVINPASH 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:20

Street Patrol? you must live in the hood.

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tick_tock 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:06

Haha, that's hilarious. But yes, you deserved it I'm afraid.

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Tuesday 8 June 2010 0:48

first

kayladance101 13

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Thursday 2 September 2010 4:00

thats actually really funny...i can picture people trying to pick them up! ahaha

that_band_nerd 22

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Wednesday 19 June 2013 6:23

146, you are so far from first that it isn't even funny. Calm down. A lot.

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:08

Good try, but next time try doing it without people around

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Thursday 5 May 2011 5:01

all he has to do is just no chalantly drop a quarter on the ground. Not bend over and stick it to the ground...

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:09

LOL thats great.

maedoc 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:11

i love when pranks blow up in people's faces. you totally deserve it

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:16

Lol, wow. Im gunna do this.

KEVINPASH 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:20

Street Patrol? you must live in the hood.

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Monday 10 May 2010 3:14

haha WTF

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:20

Lol! Epic fail!

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:21

Youre kind of a jerk!

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:23

Street Patrol = Beat Cops. They are everywhere in Minneapolis, some even have those really lame 3-wheel segway things. Not just in da ghetto.

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:24

Yep, you completely deserved it. :3

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