FML : Today, I thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street...

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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 5 May 2009 05:43 / United States

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By tick_tock | 0

#171098 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:06

Haha, that's hilarious. But yes, you deserved it I'm afraid.

By KEVINPASH | 0

#171145 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:20

Street Patrol? you must live in the hood.

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By tick_tock | 0

#171098 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:06

Haha, that's hilarious. But yes, you deserved it I'm afraid.

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Hbkbryan | 0

#1023255 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 0:48

first

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kayladance101 | 13

#1336957 - Thursday 2 September 2010 4:00

thats actually really funny...i can picture people trying to pick them up! ahaha

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that_band_nerd | 22

#5541980 - Wednesday 19 June 2013 6:23

146, you are so far from first that it isn't even funny. Calm down. A lot.

By farmgirl | 3

#171104 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:08

Good try, but next time try doing it without people around

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IscoreOnU | 19

#2461687 - Thursday 5 May 2011 5:01

all he has to do is just no chalantly drop a quarter on the ground. Not bend over and stick it to the ground...

By AtoZnumbersand_ | 1

#171106 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:09

LOL thats great.

By maedoc | 0

#171115 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:11

i love when pranks blow up in people's faces. you totally deserve it

By Maddisonboii | 0

#171131 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:16

Lol, wow. Im gunna do this.

By KEVINPASH | 0

#171145 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:20

Street Patrol? you must live in the hood.

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elcartel | 0

#990147 - Monday 10 May 2010 3:14

haha WTF

By Jimboom | 11

#171146 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:20

Lol! Epic fail!

By Jbugbaby28 | 0

#171149 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:21

Youre kind of a jerk!

By rukusrazor | 0

#171153 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:23

Street Patrol = Beat Cops.

They are everywhere in Minneapolis, some even have those really lame 3-wheel segway things. Not just in da ghetto.

By blindEFFIGY | 0

#171155 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:24

Yep, you completely deserved it. :3

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