Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML
Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML
Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML
Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
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mrcoolman 0
guess u need 2 loose some weight op
SarahBearXoX 0
they were just trying to help you, and make the decision to loose weight for you seeing as you clearly didn't. so YDI unless of course you aren't fat? :/ then FYL
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Comments (169)
Ragnir 0
Avoid the water blob at all cost, unless you're planning a trip to space!
DarkHelmet 10
I agree with 16 LOL
seahorses4eva 4
Well, I don't think that's a decision they should have made for you, or a situation you should have been thrown into unknowingly. Try to make the best of it, OP. Maybe you could meet some cool people.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#18 I agree-- although it sucks that OP was tricked into going, the best she can do is try to have fun and see if any good can come of it.
floppychang 0
Are you going to be on the show Huge?
justsayfuck 5
They should have told you about it, no matter if their intentions were good or not.
sosoinlove09 0
they sent you there for a reason. at least you know they care about your health
12luck34 0
Fun...I guess?
Person1233 13
Your parents care about you! I would love to go to fat camp if I were fat. You should love being surrounded by your own kind as well. YDI for not appreciating their concern for your weight.
sallen0046 4
It's called research. You do it before you go on any kind of trip or to any kind of camp. It's your own fault for not bothering to check what was going on at said camp before you left. It doesn't really matter though, camp is camp. The point of all of them is to keep you as busy and active as possible. This one will just have healthier food.
GermanBoy0_0 0
Parenting at it's best
rukus310 0
psssst at least u can hide ur chokolate up ur ass