Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
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Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
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ShelbyyCakess 0
strict patents. fyl OP
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
but you could go home drunk and they might think you were having an attack :)
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Comments (215)
lchilton 0
wow that sucks. I also have chronic vertigo and I'd be super pissed if my parents didn't believe I was having an attack.
JoshZ 0
1,2,3,14!!!! Hello hello hola my place go vertigo... Sorry had to do it XD
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yeah, I don't think you got those lyrics right. Better luck next time.
steamboat 0
u2 sucks.
AliSama 17
drunk people tend to smell like alocohol. Even people who have just had a few drinks. Their breaths reek of the stuff. IF you where that drunk, your breath would have been horrible. your parents are stupid. Sorry op.
Elendil_fml 10
My parents did that to my sister when she was a kid. Our doors had locks but we weren't allowed to lock them. My sister kept locking hers, it pissed my dad off, so he took the door off its hinges.
pink_raindrops 26
Lol my parents were like that with locks too. I never understood why they wouldn't take the lock off my door though since I was NEVER allowed to use it.
RockstarRN 10
I would be worried about your chronic vertigo!
pink_raindrops 26
Maybe you could see a dr about a prescription? I've never had vertigo so I'm not really sure what they would give you, but there must be something to help you with that problem. I hope your parents calm down a bit and start taking your problem seriously, because they clearly don't. I can understand them assuming you're drunk when you can barely walk, but if you tell them something is medically wrong and they instantly call you a liar that isn't good.
RKD 23
Wow! Parental fail! Or should I say, parental douches! I knew a guy that had vertigo once, really messed him up but his WAS drug-induced!
mylifepwnz 0
wow. tell them and refuse to be punished
mad_hatter0666 22
Another case of ignorant parents. What idiots.
flockz 20
why maybe? :)