Health: Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and...

By sickbaby - 11/06/2011 13:06 - Singapore

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

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By minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00

Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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By up to no-good... - 22/08/2014 04:09 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

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By :) - 29/05/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML

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ShelbyyCakess 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 19:56

strict patents. fyl OP

Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:01

but you could go home drunk and they might think you were having an attack :)

Comments

ant1078 7

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:05

time to start drinking for real :p

ninja_kid 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:08

They took your door? What kind of parent takes your door XD

Mommytocoby7711 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 22:51

Lol my parents used to, but then I just started doing things naked haha

ragzy 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:50

That's funny and scary that you did that and your user ne has mommy in it! I do love it though!

ramseyrutherford 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:46

mine

victor69er 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:13

i have snake bites :)

demonchick 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:18

where'd that come from the story? lol

x_messyjessy_x 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:26

wow a snake bit you cool!!

bthomas0319 2

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:14

What's chronic vertigo? Thumbs up this comment(:

Mirorbo 26

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:17

Darling, this isn't youtube. No one's going to thumb you up for asking. And chronic vertigo is as it sounds. Chronically getting the feeling of vertigo. You could Google it yourself, but I know that takes a lot of effort for your poor little typing fingers to handle.

Mirorbo 26

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:15

What is it with parents forgetting their own child's conditions?

TylersMB 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:15

so your parents are just stupid?. hmm..

sicofthsht 1

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:22

Are your parents even aware of this problem you're having? Have you tried talking to them about it? This actually worries me... If you were my son/daughter, I would be wanting to know how long this has been going on and how soon I would be able to get you an appointment to see the Dr. I'm sorry.