Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family are really into rugby so I tried out for a local team. It didn't go well, and afterwards I couldn’t find my dad anywhere. It turns out he was so embarrassed by my sheer incompetence, he got in his car and drove away. I had to walk 9 miles home, which isn’t easy in rugby boots. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML
Today, I had a crucial volleyball playoff game. My dad came to watch. While in a set, my friend pointed over to the bench where my dad was sitting. I turned to see my dad snoring loudly as a result of him falling asleep. He achieved this with loudly cheering people all around him. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
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Top comments
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Grown men buttfucking each other. Sounds intresting.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
dude that's not soccer (or football) your describing thats gay **** :o
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Comments (102)
chilearmy123 4
You deserved it!! Trolololol
mikeymayhem_87 15
That is a crazy soccer game if butt sex was involved. Lol
clutz123 5
soccer is fun, so f**k you
bvxf 2
Soccer is the second most boring sport next to baseball.
cBlackout 13
Dafuq? Baseball is over 9000 times more fun than soccer, and probably takes more skill than most other sports.
2ndSucks 15
I personally think soccer is very fun, and pretty much the opposite of boring, but that's because I play. If you're not actually involved in a sport, don't diss it.
Isoldael 27
I love how everyone describes their own sport as needing the most skill... You would be surprised at how much skill (both technical and tactical) is involved in soccer/football.
jmoreno 4
Soccer sucks anyways
GoW_Chick 15
No, no you're wrong, in my opinion, it doesn't suck, it's a great game to be a part of, I played and watched since I was 8 and love it.
musicluvr2000 11
Good exercise (:
MDM15 5
you deserved it for dissing the best sport in the world
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's a matter of opinion. Don't get butt-hurt over someone's opinion on a SPORT. Hell, I hate American Football, and Baseball.
sadistmonkey 19
Looks like the soccer players above were getting butt hurt.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hopefully there was some lube avaliable.
MDM15 5
have a bitch guys
Snafuusmc 12
Boredom is terrible my friend but....why didn't they wake you up?
ineslovescats 5
That's what I was wondering... And why her own family left her there!!!
Geometric 18
I'd say they left her there because she was being a little bitch complaining about having to spend time with her family
RadPenny 6
I honestly hate being dragged into games. I don't even like watching games and don't see why I'd have to go because apparently that's the only way to spend with your family. FYL op.
busylawstudent 0
That's why soccer is awesome. Sexy guys running around
cobrasalas94 0
Soccer is the most beautiful sport in the world (wen it's played correctly hahaha)