Miscellaneous: Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos....

By unholy shit - 23/01/2012 22:33 - United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

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By Gayeveryday - 15/04/2012 04:12 - Canada - Truro

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

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By Overprotected - 19/06/2013 14:39 - United States

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/01/2013 06:09 - United States

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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By ihatemyparents - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 18:56 - United States - Roanoke

Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML

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By Sally - 13/07/2010 09:22 - United States

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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By Emily - 17/09/2019 08:00

Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:15

What are 'Juggalos'? :(

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:14

Sure. Let's go with that, #39.

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ZakAttack21 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:32

They wanna have family bonding!

yscpunkchick 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:33

on another note though, my sister got one of their phone numbers so she gave it to me and my friend prank called him. Best phone call EVER!

mizzjuggalette 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:41

whoop whoop **** that im dwn for life

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:49

Psssst, Island, he said "hipster", not hippie.

krazylette 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:50

WHOOP WHOOP

moop256 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:07

One has a gun that shoots potatoes and the other has a gun that shoots turnips

Diabetic_Macc 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:16

Juggalo4LyfeNigggaaa

hatchet27 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:19

Haha nice, no shame in being a juggalo. I love the band and the meaning, you'll just never see me wearing what they all wear haha

xXxHalfGonexXx 6

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:20

Whoop whoop

krazylette 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:25

WHOOP WHOOP

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Today, at my father's funeral, a stranger tried to grab me. When I held out my hand, she mugged exaggerated hurt and shrieked, "You DON'T want a HUG?" My awful aunt then guffawed, "She had her hand out! She thought she was gonna shake hands!" to get the crowd to laugh at me. At my father's funeral. FML

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Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

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Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML

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Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

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Today, I got fired from the job I’ve been at for two and a half years, all over some bullshit charge I got 8 years ago. How did they find out? Background check for a promotion. FML

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