Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Housekeeper
Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML
What logic is that?
Today, my parents lectured me on whether it was a good idea to let my girlfriend stay at the home of her ex boyfriend… and his husband. I’m 44 and trust her. My parents didn’t trust this logic and doubled down. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML
We don't trust you
Today, my dad and stepmom insisted on having a babysitter stay with me while they go off on their 3-week vacation. I'm 22 and work full-time. FML
Unwelcome guest
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
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turtleomnom 0
tell them they might as well bring the dog with them, it would make a good playmate for your ex.
angelchvz94 2
Your parents sound like Jerks.
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Comments (139)
briester30895 0
Wen one love door closes it leaves room for another to open!!!! Get back out there and find someone even better
Jdeluxh 12
For all we know, OP could have been the one to wreck the relationship.
stevieb123 7
EPIC FAIL
SockMonkey333 0
don't don't doggy-sit for them
jiharrison 0
I thought they were supposed to be YOUR parents...
camogirl 0
To all the people who put ydi... What the crap? Your retarded that totally sucks!
GRgoldfish 19
tell them HELL TO THE NO!!!! then hang up ^.^
MamaSeriously 6
And you said "No", right?
worldclassrager 41
Apparently your ex still likes your parents...al least you don't have to sit through that
fantasyworld 39
Loyalty means nothing apparently.