Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
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Today, after I spent a weekend at my boyfriend’s house, I came home to find the locks changed. My parents decided to change them because they “don’t need me slutting around under their roof.” My boyfriend lives 4 hours away and I have nothing but an overnight bag. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, two weeks after giving my daughter-in-law a severe scolding for forcing my son to do chores and babysit the kids on his days off, I went to visit them and found out that they'd changed the locks, so my key no longer works. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML
Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, as I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldn't fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML
Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML
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real life problems 26
Yet another ****** up dysfunctional family.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Drop a stink bomb through the mail slot.
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Comments (15)
Akitakat 31
Parents be like...”Who are you?!”.
Davros 12
New locks, who dis?
dwight7476 11
Your guest now
Barbara Woodke 8
This story reminds me of my brother that I don't speak with and he doesn't know where I live. He molested our little cousin who was only 3 at the time. But, he tells everyone outside of the family that he has no clue why we all just up and abandoned him.
Chazzster 32
OP, This sounds like there is a lot more to the story: When they told you to come by anytime - Was that a long time ago or recent? Did you do or say something recently that upset your parents or are they prone to erratic behavior? Did you come by unannounced? Unless you are a current resident, which sounds unlikely in this scenario, you always need to let people know you are coming by and not just (attempt) to let yourself in. That applies to everyone.