Work and Marriage: What are you most angry about?

What are you most angry about?

By Anonymous - 27/02/2021 14:01

Today, my husband got fired from his government-mandated "volunteer" work due to a sexual harassment complaint he filed. He's morbidly obese and still gets more attention in the years we've been together than my whole life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 793

You deserved it 198

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 06:00

Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 266

You deserved it 421

By heartbroken - 09/09/2013 07:19 - United States - Cupertino

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 726

You deserved it 4 532

By Cissy - 27/12/2018 00:00

Today, my former coworker called to ask if he could get it on with my ex-husband. The same ex I was married to for 20 years without knowing anything about his other life. I've been replaced by an overweight, middle-aged furry. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 2 450

You deserved it 269

By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 011

You deserved it 11 025

By 123literateABC - 04/11/2015 03:10 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 528

You deserved it 1 547

By jingle - 25/05/2012 11:18 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 434

You deserved it 3 783

By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 21:45 - United States - Freeport

Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 427

You deserved it 2 267

Narcissist

By Jesica Mcgee - 29/10/2020 18:02 - United States - Ferndale

Today, I got a job, a good job with benefits, a 401(k), and took a lot of work to get this: background check, drug testing, being qualified and I need to pay bills. I can't even be happy because my husband got demoted. It's all about him, and fuck my hard work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 380

You deserved it 145

Contempt

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 06:00

Today, I cannot believe my husband. All he had to do was contest a bogus parking ticket but because he's incapable of keeping his fat mouth shut, now he’s going to jail for contempt of court. He will lose his job because of this, guaranteed, and we have two kids to support. FML

I agree, your life sucks 980

You deserved it 207

By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 749

You deserved it 5 386

tounces7 27

Saturday 27 February 2021 14:13

Uhh wait a minute - he got fired for filing a sexual harassment complaint? That's EXTREMELY illegal in most developed countries. And at a Government job at that?

Chazzster 28

Saturday 27 February 2021 18:18

I assume your husband is lying to you. Perhaps the sexual harassment complaint was against him - That would explain his getting fired from an unpaid public service job.

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tounces7 27

Saturday 27 February 2021 14:13

Uhh wait a minute - he got fired for filing a sexual harassment complaint? That's EXTREMELY illegal in most developed countries. And at a Government job at that?

eellik 10

Saturday 27 February 2021 15:17

And if it's government-mandated "volunteer" work, is he happy to be fired?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 27 February 2021 16:55

Isn't "mandated volunteer work" a euphemism for slavery? Anywho... Yeah, there are chubby-chasers out there. Supposedly.

Chazzster 28

Saturday 27 February 2021 18:18

I assume your husband is lying to you. Perhaps the sexual harassment complaint was against him - That would explain his getting fired from an unpaid public service job.

Yummi_913 18

Saturday 27 February 2021 20:18

Yeah I kind of agree here. The last time someone I knew claimed they were fired for filing a sexual harassment complaint, their fiancé (my friend) went over there to fight for her job back.... to which they showed him the footage of her getting very eagerly plowed by multiple male coworkers during closing hours. One of which was her manager... who she ended up in an abusive marriage with 🙃

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Saturday 27 February 2021 20:07

So, you turned your husband being sexually harassed, into a fat shaming comment while also making this about you and how unattractive you feel? Sweetie, it's his shitty day, but you deserve this.