Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
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Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML
Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash, I had to send my daughter to play with my neighbor's daughter, both are 5, because she gets fed there. She suddenly came home saying they're not friends anymore, bragging how she hit her and she bled while crying. Why? She bought 2 new toys and gave her one, so they have the same. FML
Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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james_logan 19
Demand that she give you her daughter to show her how irrational she is
Monday_funday 25
Wow. That is just some stand up parenting being done by your neighbour....
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Comments (161)
luke73tnt 17
I really hope you didn't give her the dog and told her to **** off and that her daughter is a little spoiled bitch
kameleonkarma 2
And.... did you? I hope not!!! SMH
ZachZach99999 8
I wish this would happen to me because I would laugh in her face, say no, then walk away.
ZachZach99999 8
I wish this would happen to me because I would laugh in her face, say no, then walk away.
Dear_Karma 27
Happened to me before except they actually took the dog. I had to go to court to get him back!
BloodyGlass 10
"You can get the **** off of my property, or I call the cops, which will it be?" X)
1gullible_bugger 34
I hope your certainly didn't give it to her, and told her to get her own damn dog. I think your neighbor is A little cray cray.
tediruxe 13
I'd tell her that she can give me $500 AND sign a contract that she'll come over daily 7 days a week, cook meals, clean my house and wipe my feet and the answer would still be no. Then I'd tell the little girl she is just as ugly as her mom
vampirechick105 4
I wish that happened to me. Those dipshits wouldn't be left on the planet for anyone else to have to put up with.
ItsThisGirl 17
Hope you said, "**** No!"