Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
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Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML
Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash, I had to send my daughter to play with my neighbor's daughter, both are 5, because she gets fed there. She suddenly came home saying they're not friends anymore, bragging how she hit her and she bled while crying. Why? She bought 2 new toys and gave her one, so they have the same. FML
Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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james_logan 19
Demand that she give you her daughter to show her how irrational she is
Monday_funday 25
Wow. That is just some stand up parenting being done by your neighbour....
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freddygasman 18
Just ask her why she needs "another" bitch in the house.
NerdGirl321 27
Great parenting there.
crazybitch515 2
DO NOT GIVE HER THE DOG!!! Tell the mother to get her bratty little daughter her own dog
Dudewtf171717 6
People are fricken twacked. You need to tell her she's a psycho path and to stay the hell away from your property.
thatnewgirl 16
I feel like this can't be real. .. I dint understand how people could act like this. .. it's irrational and stupid. I'm sorry this mother was like that, I'd be so embarrassed. that dog is rightfully yours and for them to demand you to give them your family member is awful.
Superbaker123 14
Looks like the daughter learned from the best.
kazmie 8
And that's what is wrong with this world. Spoiled entitled little *****. I would have beaten then both to death before even letting them near my dog.
DoomedGemini 38
Children want everything and have to be taught to understand being told no and that they can't have everything they want. This is all on the mother for not teaching her, the little girl is a victim of circumstance having her as a mother.
LovingLifeGurl 7
I really hope you did not sub-come to the demands, you have no obligation to hand over your dogs.
221bcompanion 15
The hell is "sub come"? Were you trying to say "succumb"?
Witchylady 18
Tell the old bag to kiss your ass. The dog does is yours and it the spoilt brats
ExastirisDragon 22
You might want to take extra steps to making sure your dog won't suddenly go missing. I would hate for you to lose your dog because of a spoiled brat.