Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
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Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML
Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash, I had to send my daughter to play with my neighbor's daughter, both are 5, because she gets fed there. She suddenly came home saying they're not friends anymore, bragging how she hit her and she bled while crying. Why? She bought 2 new toys and gave her one, so they have the same. FML
Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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james_logan 19
Demand that she give you her daughter to show her how irrational she is
Monday_funday 25
Wow. That is just some stand up parenting being done by your neighbour....
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Comments (161)
Scorpio1691 29
I think the little girl needs to learn what dissapointment feels like now.
CrazyManNo9 29
Uh, you didn't give her the dog, right?
storethis 17
Do not give your dog to them
nanner6206 24
Aww, but why? Really!?
freddygasman 18
Don't worry I have you a thumbs up, some people just don't get sarcasm.
kingdomgirl94 29
Some people don't know how to use sarcasm.
devans00 14
Oh great. Another entitled brat unleashed on the world.
Hijynxie 3
I don't think putting a leash on this brat would help with a parent like that.
freddygasman 18
If a leash won't help, how about a shock collar. >:)
missymaster 16
Ah entitlement. All it breeds is more entitlement. When my kids ask me why they can't have something another kid has I tell them it's because they have to earn it. When they as why I tell them it is because I don't want them growing up to be entitled little jerks. They are 8&9 and they get it, yet so many adults fail to grasp the concept.
RedCronos 17
Often times is because they aren't adults yet either.
freddygasman 18
You don't need to be 18 to be an adult, or are an adult because you're 18.
missymaster 16
Psh I'm 31 and I am still figuring out how to adult, but I learned a long time ago that expecting shit will get you nowhere.
Sudoc 29
Boy, and I thought telling kids they can't part my dog (he's a service animal) was bad!
smokecloud_ 37
A service dog came into my job yesterday and I wanted to pet him soooo bad. Big fluffy floofer. But I'm smart enough to know better and admired from afar. People are morons, in OP's case and yours.
Ironman_I_Am 7
Please don't tell me you actually gave it to her...
Dr_Awesome654 24
Aye Missouri (not saying that's how Missouri is, I'm from Missouri)
laden_swallow09 35
Theeeeen, why bother commenting?
SomeRandomUser 19
What the hell!
janfleury 19
What an entitled witch and the child is just as bad. I hope you said and stood by a firm No this is my dog.